Counselors/Transcript

(The ferry is leaving the island)

Susie: Ugh, finally those babies are off the island. Now I can kick back and relax until next summer

Betsy: No you can't Susie, you still have a lot of things to do

Susie: Like what?

Betsy: Just look at the list

Susie: Eh, not doing it. Maybe later

Betsy: (to herself) Well if you're not doing it maybe I should find someone who would

(later that night)

Betsy: Okay, I'm having this meeting to discuss something very important. It seems that you two are slacking off. Just because there are no campers here doesn't mean you don't need to do any work

Alice: What work?

Betsy: Checking the inventory, cleaning the whole island, giving the yetis their monthly flu shots. This is why I'm suggesting we hire a new counselor Alice: What? We haven't hired a new counselor in like, 20 years, and that's when we hired you Betsy: I know. We just need more counselors Susie: If you're really gonna hire another counselor, who are you going to hire? Betsy: Hedgehog or Alexa Susie and Alice: What?!